Step behind home plate with Durwood Merrill, the larger-than-life umpire whose 21-season career in Major League Baseball reads like a show on the diamond. From his debut in 1976, Merrill brought equal parts wit and wisdom to every call, turning routine games into unforgettable performances.

In You're Out and You're Ugly, Too! Merrill delivers a front-row seat to baseball's most private moments. He recalls fiery exchanges with managers like Lou Piniella and Earl Weaver, rates stars from Reggie Jackson to Ken Griffey Jr., and sheds light on the clubhouse banter and labor disputes that shaped modern MLB.

More than a collection of anecdotes, this memoir traces Merrill’s journey from a Texas high school principal to one of baseball’s most recognizable umpires. His insightful commentary on speeding up games and bringing fans back to the ballpark offers a timeless look at America's pastime.

• Explosive stories with top managers and players
• Insider access to umpire rooms and on-field conferences
• Honest takes on baseball’s biggest moments and issues

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